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top one is, from the left, Lovestruck and Ladyaini....bottom one is kinda obvious....

status stalker ^^

• Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back
• I am watching The Social Network this weekend for one reason. I wanna know which Harvard asshole was behind this whole POKING idea.
• Some people should come with subtitles.
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
• If you have sex with a prostitute and don't pay..is it rape or shoplifting?
• is thinking: The best part about this status message is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it
• Life before the computer: Memory was something that you lost with age. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu. A CD was a bank account. A hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you just hoped nobody found out.
• Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good, but nothing ever changes.
• If I had the money I'd hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
• "Username or Password Incorrect" You couldn't just tell me which one?
• Nothing is more disturbing than sitting on a warm toilet seat.
• From now on I will be doing my laundry while nude. This way when I'm done, I will truly be finished washing all of my clothes.
• Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
• I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
• My favorite text message: "I'll be there in 5 minutes...if not, read this again."
• If I ever get summoned for jury duty, I plan on appearing in the courtroom in a puff of smoke and yelling "WHO SUMMONED ME?"
• I will respect any religion you practice as long as you never knock on my door to tell me about it.
• thinks that wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets.
• Liking your own status on facebook is like giving yourself a high five in public...not a good look
• a fart is merely the cry of an imprisoned turd
• Note to my ingrown hair: 33 Chilean miners managed to emerge from one little hole, wtf is your problem?
• Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" have a "Use By" date?
• I bet Waldo's parents are worried sick.
• Why does nobody want to hire a "learns as I go" software engineer? I'm good, or at least I will be, I promise
• From now on if you type, "LOL" you should have to submit a video proving it.
• I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"
• It must be a real pain in the ass for her parents when Jane Doe goes missing.
• I'm afraid people can see me through my web cam even though its off.
• This is the Mondayest Monday that ever Mondayed.
• Prank idea: pay a homeless man to run up to someone at an outdoor drinking fountain and yell "Get away from my bidet!".
• be careful when using the word hairpiece as it sounds like herpes
• I could be completely naked and I'd still look less slutty than this girl.
• Look at your status. Now look at mine. Back to your status, now back to mine. Sadly its not like mine but if you stop posting about having work or some other useless trivial information it could be like mine
• wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done
• I wrote "My Parking Spot" in chalk at one of the spots in my school parking lot to see what happens. No one has parked there for a week :)
• If The Wind Blows Any Harder, I'm Gunna Have To Change My Address...
• Songs with sirens in them should not be allowed on the radio as they trick me when I am driving.
• How old do you have to be before your not allowed to pick your scabs anymore?
• "All that glitters is not gold..." Sometimes, it's just a really pale kid pretending to be a vampire.
• How did they call Batman during the day?
• You just don't see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore
• Pics or it didn't happen
• If you google myspace you get "did you mean Facebook"
• I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up . . . cause, you know . . . I'm still looking for ideas
• If monsters don't exist then why is there a word for them?
• I wish guys were like Chatroulette and you could just click "Next" to get to a good one
• If doing things was as easy as thinking about doing things I'd get a lot more done.
• Duck you autocorrect!!
• The real entertainment comes tomorrow when we get to watch the "Day After Halloween Walk of Shame Parade."
• Yes I look at the accident after I've waited in traffic to pass it, it's my turn.
• I'm not depressed, but I'm eating this pint of half baked like I am.